Lyrics

I went to a party in a haunted mansion
all the creeps were there, everybody was dancing
They were doin the mash and the dead mans float
Then a girl got stabbed and that was all she wrote
Everybody on the dance floor screamed

It ain’t a party til somebody dies
the hearse is ready – it's parked outside
Abandon all hope and you will realize
It ain’t a party til somebody dies

Dracula sipped on a jug of wine
A zombie was making out with Frankenstein
Jane Mansfield showed up, she was drinkin' gin
There was a hole in her neck where her head shoulda been
Everybody in the mortuary screamed

It ain’t a party til somebody dies
The coroner's here – he'll give you a ride
Abandon all hope, ye who survive
It ain’t a party til somebody dies

BRIDGE
We started on Friday, and ran into Monday
Jeffrey Dahmer was there, so was Ted Bundy
OJ was the DJ, screamin bloody murder
The bride of Chucky cried but nobody heard her

SOLO

Jason brought his knife, Leatherface a chainsaw
The Mummy got unwrapped in a bathroom stall
Skeletons were shakin - bones were breakin
By the end of the night all the graves were taken,
Everybody in the cemetery screamed

It ain’t a party til somebody dies
The hearse is here – it's parked outside
Abandon all hope, ye who survive
It ain’t a party til somebody dies